Top 10 reasons to vote Eboué tomorrow (May 6th)

• Eboué is not a right-winger or a left-winger. He can play anywhere.

• Eboué won’t lower taxes, he’ll end taxes.

• Eboué promises to bring more quality to England as he has done in the past. On the 16th of December 2007 Eboué broke John Terry’s foot. This was partly because he found out about JT cheating on his wife and partly because he wanted Branislav Ivanovic to come to the Premier League. Next month Chelsea signed Ivanovic. This year he was named in the PFA Team of the Year. Go figure. Eboué brings quality.

• Let’s be honest, nobody, not even Nick Clegg himself know how he got so much support. Handing such responsibility to someone like this is dangerous and plain stupid. (coughcoughSTEVEMCLARENcoughcough). David Cameron is clearly evil and Gordon Brown is always confused about where he is. F*ck the rest, vote Eboué.


• Eboué promises to make Ekdjhsklfngl stop spewing ash with his dance moves. Also, you don’t want to make Eboué angry. The last time someone annoyed him a volcano erupted and thousands of flights in Europe were cancelled.

• Eboué promises to clean up the Britain. And he’ll start by ending the evil that is the BNP and making Tottenham Hotspur illegal.

• This isn’t about Arsenal or Chelsea or Liverpool. This is more than just football (f*ck Spurs, everyone hates them). On May 6th you have the choice to vote Eboué and make a difference.

• Because even Fernando Torres has endorsed Eboué.


• Eboué promises to make Sir Alex Ferguson stop chewing gum. As for his redness, well, even Eboué can’t do anything about that.

• And finally, Eboué promises to make Arsene Wenger “see it”. Errr…what “it” is we don’t quite know.

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